Before you see the planned live-action remakes of Snow White, Moana, Lilo & Stitch, The Sword in the Stone, The Aristocats, Robin Hood, and Hunchback, experience the half-baked Oscar-bait songs of The Little Mermaid. Journey under the sea and meet Ariel, whose casting made a splash with the mermaid pigment police. She’s a restless sea-bound soul who voluntarily loses?her voice, body, and family for a shot at a privileged hoarder who’s about to fail upward into oceanic royalty.
Yes, check out this week’s Honest Trailer, featuring a young star with an angelic voice surrounded by a?seafood tower’s worth of sleep paralysis demons.?With?visuals are pulled from the uncanny trenches,?The Little?Mermaid is the latest Disney classic to be transformed into trite… er, trout.?